The search for the spirit of Christmas in Las Vegas is not just a stock holiday film scenario for which Nicolas Cage would be an excellent starring lead as a stingy casino boss visited by three ghosts who resemble Sammy, Dean and Frank. True believers seek holiday magic in traditional halls decked with festive pageantry, where roast Cornish game hen is served before dancing maidens and clashing warriors. Hark, Excalibur sings, as ’Twas the Knight returns to Tournament of Kings!
That last sentence may have been as cheesy as cheddar fondue, but guardians of the realm can be assured that the small people they accompany will be enchanted with every aspect of ’Twas the Knight. The feast is just the beginning, as spectators are escorted to the areas reserved for the kingdoms they will support with pounding fists, stomping feet and cries of “huzzah!”
A fine supper of roasted sweet potatoes, corn on the cob and pumpkin pastry accompanies the hen, all washed down with endless refills of soft drinks (although Merlin does have a magical margarita recipe for adults desiring a little extra holiday cheer). Options for every dietary need—from vegan to kosher to allergy-free—are anticipated. In true medieval holiday tradition, flatware is neither provided nor necessary.
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What is necessary is the preservation of Christmas spirit, which the wizard Merlin explains as he makes his entrance into the Tournament of Kings arena along with a juggling jester. Kings from places as far-flung as Spain, Ireland, Austria, Norway, Hungary, Romania and France arrive one-by-one on horseback to save the holiday from danger, possibly in the form of the evil dragon king.
First, there must be mortal combat. King Arthur and company engage in tests of skill in weaponry ranging from swinging maces and shield-shattering axes to spark-spraying swords, as well as hand-to-hand brawls. One king will emerge victorious and capable of taking on malevolent Mordred, but not before a jousting tournament determines the hardiest champion of them all.
There is “snow”. There is merriment. There is revelry. There is expert equestrianism featuring magnificent horses. Lords and ladies gather around a round table, raise their voices in song, hoist chalices and toast your health. It’s the closest a fan of fire-breathing dragons, mystical mages and mythical quests can come to being immersed in a real-life game of thrones without risking more than a tired tongue after numerous rounds of “Huzzah!”
If the energy of smaller patrons isn’t worn off by the end of a show, there is a glorious arcade area on the way out. The excitement of Excalibur’s twice-nightly offering should be enough to occupy the attention of visitors ranging from toddler to overgrown teenager. Infants will not likely sleep through the booming sounds of battle, but it is suitable for all ages.
The question that remains is, “Would Nicolas Cage play Arthur, Merlin or Mordred in the film version of ’Twas the Night?” For my money, he’d make a great Merlin.
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